Of Quick Comebacks And Minute Men, Part 2

(I am working as a cashier in the sandwich shop. Two male customers in their sixties are ordering food.)

Me: “So, the debit is ready. Your chip goes in the bottom whenever you’re ready.”

(The customer that is paying tries to complete his debit transaction. However, it returns on my end saying the card was removed before it was completed.)

Elderly Male Customer #1: “What happened? I did everything right!”

Elderly Male Customer #2: “I think you pulled your card out before the machine was done.”

Elderly Male Customer #1: “Pulling out too soon! Story of my life!”