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Of Mice And Mental Regrets

| Georgia, USA | Pets & Animals, Top

(I’m helping a customer in the small animals area at our pet store.)

Customer: “Hi, I’d like some feeder animals for my snake.”

Me: “Certainly. Would you like mice or rats?”

Customer: “I’m not sure.”

Me: “Well, how big is your snake?”

Customer: *holds hands a good distance apart* “He’s a ball python… pretty big.”

Me: “Okay, so maybe a rat…”

(I show him to our rats. Note that we have small and medium rats in different cages.)

Customer: “Why are the ones on the bottom more expensive?”

Me: “They’re just bigger than the ones on top.”

Customer: “How long until they get that big?”

Me: “I’m not sure. They’re at least a few months old when we get them.”

Customer: “No, how long does it take them to grow from those?” *points to the mice*

Me: “You mean the mice?”

Customer: “Yeah, how long does it take them to grow into these guys?” *points back to the rats* “Like, what’s the difference between the rats and the mice?”

Me: “Um, they don’t grow into rats. They’re two different species.”

Customer: “So these guys aren’t big mice?”

Me: “No, they’re rats.”

Customer: “Oh… well, I feel like an idiot.”

Me: *laughs* “It’s okay. It’s an easy mistake to make.’

Customer: “…I worked at a pet store for three years.”