(Okay, so I was answering the phone and this guy calls us instead of the number he means to…)

Me: “Hello?”

Him: “Hey baby.”

Me: “What?”

Him: “I’ve got the stuff for tonight, are you ready for it?”

Me: “Um, WHAT?”

Him: “You know what, babe…”

Me: “I think you have the wrong number…”

Him: “Oh good lord, I’m sorry! BYE!” *click*

(Me and my mother laughed about that one for a good 5 minutes.)