Me: “Okay, that’ll be $*.**.”

Customer: *gives me a twenty* “Don’t give me any quarters!”

Me: “Alright.”

Customer: “I already have all the quarters!”

Me: “Oh, are you collecting coins?”

Customer: “No, but I already have all the quarters! If you give me any quarters, then I’ll know that I don’t have all the quarters! I’ll have to start all over!”