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    Odd Quarterly Statement

    | Ontario, Canada |

    Me: “Okay, that’ll be $*.**.”

    Customer: *gives me a twenty* “Don’t give me any quarters!”

    Me: “Alright.”

    Customer: “I already have all the quarters!”

    Me: “Oh, are you collecting coins?”

    Customer: “No, but I already have all the quarters! If you give me any quarters, then I’ll know that I don’t have all the quarters! I’ll have to start all over!”