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    Occasionally, Minute Men Do Come In Handy

    | Quebec City, Canada |

    (Please note that I work in a beautiful 4-star hotel.)

    Me: “Good afternoon, how may I help you?”

    Husband: “We would like to have a room for tonight.”

    Me: “Okay, I have a room with a queen size bed. Is that okay for you?”

    Wife: “How much is it?”

    Me: “$127.”

    Husband: “Well, can you offer me a better price?”

    Me: “Unfortunately, I can’t.

    Husband: “Okay, that’s fine.”

    Me: “Here is your key; your room is on the 5th floor and is a VIP room. Have a nice stay!”

    (22 minutes later…)

    Wife: “We would like to have our money back.”

    Me: May I ask you why?

    Wife: “Uh, we don’t like the decoration.”

    Me: “I’m sorry madam, but I can’t give you your money back… you stayed in the room for 25 minutes.”

    Wife: “… and?!”

    Me: “Why didn’t you come back after 5 minutes?”

    Wife: “… because!”

    (We all know what they did during 25 minutes!)

    Also seen on: Not Always Romantic.