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    | Sussex, NJ, USA | Uncategorized

    (My flower stand is outside right next to a payphone, which starts ringing.)

    Me: “Hello?”

    Customer: “Hi is this [Auto Company]?”

    Me: “What?”

    Customer: “[Auto Company]? I need someone to look at my car.”

    Me: “Sorry, this is a pay phone. I just picked it up because I heard it ringing.”

    Customer: “Are you sure you’re not in [Auto Company]?”

    Me: “Nope, I’m outside.”

    Customer: “Can you check?”