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    Obviously Dog People

    | New Jersey, USA |

    (I’m partway through a phone conversation with a client.)

    Me: “Okay, and how many people live in your house?”

    Client: “Me, my wife, and our two dogs.

    Me: *laughs* “Alright then, sir, so it’s two people, yes?”

    Client: “…and my two dogs.”