I Find Your Lack Of Music Disturbing

(My boyfriend and I our spending our first weekend together, and it’s a two hour drive. I’m bored out of mind.)

Me: “Sooooo… are we there yet?”

Boyfriend: “Oh, dear God, not this again. Pick a CD or something!”

Me: *searches through his disks* “I don’t know any of these bands. I don’t listen to music.”

Boyfriend: *turns in his seat and stares at me* “We can’t date anymore. I’m sorry.”

Me: “Let me redeem myself! Please!”

Boyfriend: *thinks long and hard* “I’m going to hum something and you have to guess it.”

Me: “Ooookay.”

(Thinking we both know I’m not going to get it, he starts humming. My eyes slowly widen and I get really excited and shout within three seconds:)

Me: “IMPERIAL DEATH MARCH!”

Boyfriend: “…and you just scored massive bonus points.”

(Eight months later, and we are still together. And nope, I still don’t listen to music.)