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    Nuts For Cashews

    | Salt Lake City, UT, USA |

    Me: “Hello, [golf course].”

    Customer: “Yes, Do you guys sell cashews?”

    Me: “As a matter of fact, we do.”

    Customer: “So how much are they?”

    Me: “$2.40.”

    Customer: “Okay, so can I get a tee time for 2:00?”

    Me: “Sure. How many people?”

    Customer: “Just me.”

    Me: “Okay, and golf cart or walking?”

    Customer: “Oh, I’m not golfing. I’m just coming to pick up the cashews!”