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    Teenage customer: “I’d like to return The Hunger Games.”

    (Note that she had just purchased The Hunger Games a few minutes ago. As is customary, I ask if there’s anything wrong.)

    Me: “I’ll be happy to return this for you. Were you not happy with it?”

    Teenage customer: “Oh, I just changed my mind. I thought of something better that I wanted.”

    Me: “Oh, what’s that?”

    Teenage customer:Twilight!”