November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Now Showing In Utero Vision

| Watertown, NY, USA | Uncategorized

(A very pregnant customer and her small child walk up to the theater box office.)

Customer: *points at marquee* “Are these all the movies you got playing?”

Me: “Yep, I’d say so….”

Customer: “Ok, I’ll have three for ****.”

Me: “Are there any children in the group?”

Customer: *points to boy and pregnant belly* “Yes, two.”

Me: “Ma’am, we don’t charge for children age 2 and under…or unborn fetuses….”

Customer: “Ok…just one then!”