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    | Watertown, NY, USA |

    (A very pregnant customer and her small child walk up to the theater box office.)

    Customer: *points at marquee* “Are these all the movies you got playing?”

    Me: “Yep, I’d say so….”

    Customer: “Ok, I’ll have three for ****.”

    Me: “Are there any children in the group?”

    Customer: *points to boy and pregnant belly* “Yes, two.”

    Me: “Ma’am, we don’t charge for children age 2 and under…or unborn fetuses….”

    Customer: “Ok…just one then!”