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(We’re nearby a retirement community. An old man who looks lost wanders into our grocery store.)
Me: “Can I help you, sir?”
Old Man: “Yes, I’m looking for the bathroom… Oh, here it is!”
(He opens a freezer door and proceeds to pull down his pants.)
Me: “SIR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
(The old man takes a dump right in the freezer.)
Old Man: “That’s cold… Where’s the toilet paper?”
Me: “I really, really, really need a break!”
(Sadly, this was not the first time this happened.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?