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(I work at a sandwich place, where we have signs up promoting free Wi-Fi. A uninformed lady comes in to the store.)
Lady: *looking the menu over and over* “How big is the serving of free Wi-Fi?”
Me: “I’m sorry, can you say that again?”
Lady: “The serving of Wi-Fi, how big is the free portion? Can I pay extra and get a bigger one to share with my husband, or can we get two cups for free?”
Me: “The Wi-Fi is a signal for computers that can connect to the internet wirelessly…it isn’t something edible.”
(She looks around for a long time, checks her phone and then walks out.)
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