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    (I work as a receptionist at my father’s company. I had a brother who passed away before I was born.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling [name of company]. How may I direct your call?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I need to speak to [name of owner].”

    Me: “All right, sir, what’s your name and purpose of your call?”

    Customer: “Oh, he knows me. I’m his son.”

    Me: “Michael? You’re alive!”

    Customer: *click*