November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Note To Self: Stop Wearing Ninja Outfit To Work

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Customer: “Excuse me sir, where are the Exacto knives?”

Me: “They’re on aisle 24, ma’am.”

Customer: “Thank you, you do seem like someone who would know where the knives are.” *walks off*

Me: “…”