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    Not Your Only Loose Connection

    | Nova Scotia, Canada | Technology

    Me: “Thank you for choosing [company]. How can I help you today?”

    Customer: “My internet’s not working.”

    Me: “Okay, I can help–”

    Customer: “It’s your f***ing network!”

    Me: “Okay, I can see your frustra–”

    Customer: “[Company] is a piece of s***!”

    Me: “Ma’am, we’re both people and I’d respect it if you treat me like one.”

    Customer: *sigh* “Fix it.”

    Me: “Your ethernet cord is unplugged.”

    (The customer notices this and plugs in ethernet cord.)

    Customer: “Oh, I’m sorry.”