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    | Omaha, NE, USA |

    (In Nebraska, Husker football games are a really big deal. Nearly everyone wears red Husker shirts.)

    Customer: “How come you aren’t wearing a Husker shirt?”

    Me: “Well, we have to wear our work uniforms so people know who to ask for help.”

    Customer: “That’s practically un-American!”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “Are you a communist?”

    Me: “You’re the one wearing red, sir.”