Beauty Is Only Skin Moisture Deep

(My four year old daughter is in the bath. I am putting on moisturiser and looking in the mirror.)

Daughter: “Mum, whats that stuff you are putting on your face?”

Me: “Its to make me beautiful.”

Daughter: “You aren’t beautiful, mum.”

Me: *pretending to be upset* “Oh, aren’t I beautiful? I thought I was beautiful!”

Daughter: *thinking she has upset me* “Oh, you ARE beautiful Mum, just not your face.”