Me: “Alright, is that everything, ma’am?”

Customer: “I have a question.”

(The customer holds up two packages of sliced ham.)

Customer: “Does this have any pork in it?”

Me: “Um, well, yes. Ham is a pork product.”

Customer: “Both of them?”

Me: “Yes.”

Customer: “Okay, then I’m not getting them. I thought maybe you had the kind of ham that had turkey in it.”

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