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    Not The Most Well-Red On Allergens

    | Phoenix, AZ, USA |

    Me: “Hi, what can I get for you today?”

    Customer: “Is that smoothie red?”

    Me: “Yes, the strawberries do that.”

    Customer: “Okay. I can’t have those. So, this one is orange, right?”

    Me: “Yes, ma’am. But it still has strawberries in it.”

    Customer: “Oh, that’s alright. I just can’t have smoothies when they are red.”