They’re All Drawn Together

(We are having a party to celebrate a flatmate’s birthday. It being a large flat, there are nearly 25 people in our living room. It’s getting late, things are getting crazier, and with the alcohol a couple of my more artistic friends decide to start giving people ‘pen tattoos’ – an excuse to draw on people. Friend #1, male, is having a dragon drawn on his arm by Friend #2, female.)

Friend #1: “Hey, [Friend #1], what is it that Smaug says?”

Entire Room As One: “I AM FIRE! I AM DEATH!”

Friend #1: *laughing* “Write that on me, too!”

Friend #2: “And that’s how you know we’re friends.”