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    Not The Kind Of Course You Had In Mind

    | Boston, MA, USA | Top

    (I am giving a tour in a residence hall.)

    Parent of student: “Are boys and girls allowed in the same room?”

    Me: “No, the genders here are separated by floor or sides of the building.”

    Parent of student: “No, I mean can they sleep in the same room? In the same bed?”

    Me: “We are not a religious university. We don’t have any rules against it.”

    Parent of student: “Will I be notified if my daughter is having intercourse?”