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Not The Brightest Spark In The Firework Display

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Me: “Mae speaking. How can I help you?”

Customer: “I want to come down and stay at your hotel. I want to stay when the Fourth of July fireworks go off. Do you know when that is?”

Me: “On the…Fourth of July?”

Customer: “But, that’s on a Tuesday. We want to come on the weekend.”

Me: “I’m sorry, the Fourth of July fireworks show always goes off on the Fourth of July.”

Customer: *sternly* “Well, I guess you just lost business, didn’t you?!” *click*