October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

Not Sue-ted To Shoplifting

| Chicago, IL, USA | Bad Behavior, Criminal/Illegal, Theme Of The Month

(I spot a young woman looking shiftily around, obviously checking to make sure no associates are watching her. I step up behind her as quietly as I can; she hasn’t spotted me yet. She starts putting a couple stacks of shirts into her bag.)

Me: “Ah-HEM!”

(She freezes, and slowly turns around.)

Woman: “I was just—”

Me: “Uh-huh.”

Woman: “I really need—”

Me: “Mm-hmm?”

(She sheepishly puts the stack of shirts back onto the table, and starts to walk towards the exit.)

Me:All of it please, ma’am.”

(She scowls like a little kid, stomping over and throwing the last shirt in her bag at me.)

Woman: “I’ll sue you all!” *stomps out*