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    Not So Sweet Toothed

    | Edmonton, Alberta, Canada |

    (The bakery had just closed. I had clocked out, and was on my way out of the store.)

    Lady: “Excuse me, could you decorate this cake for me?”

    Me: “I’m sorry ma’am. My shift is over, and the bakery is closed.”

    Lady: “But I need it done for tomorrow! If you don’t do it, I’ll call your manager!”

    Me: “Ma’am, what do you do for a living?”

    Lady: “I’m a dentist…”

    Me: “Would you like to look at my teeth after your shift ends, for free?”

    Lady: “That’s different. My job is hard. Anyone could do your job.”

    Me: “Then you won’t mind taking that cake home and decorating it yourself.”