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Not So Sharp
Tour Guide | Waterford, Ireland
(I’m a tour guide at a crystal factory, and have just ended a speech about how crystal is made.)
Tourist #1: “If I keep some liquor in my crystal decanter will I get lead poisoning?”
Me: “Don’t worry, ma’am. It would take well over 100 years before any of the lead in the crystal would permeate into the liquid.”
Tourist #2: “Hey, if I eat the crystal, will I die from lead poisoning?”
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