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    Not So Sharp

    | United Kingdom |

    Caller “Hi, I asked you to pierce my daughter’s ears earlier, but apparently you won’t do it. I think that’s unacceptable!”

    (Note: the caller sounds about 14.)

    Me: “Okay, I’m sorry about that. If I can just confirm some details with you, I’ll note it down and you can send her back in. Can I get her name and date of birth?”

    (The caller confirms the name, and the date of birth as the 10th April 1996.)

    Me: “And can I confirm your date of birth please?”

    Caller “The 12th, of September, 1996.”

    Me: “…1996?”

    Caller *hangs up*