Me: “That will be $*.** for 3 packs of jello. Will there be anything else for you today?”

Customer: “No, no thank you. My granddaughter is turning 21!”

Me: “How nice! Are these for her party?”

Customer: “She is having a party tonight and asked me to buy her jello so she could have jello shots. I’m so glad she is not drinking and instead just having jello. I must have raised her right!”