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    (Not So) Heavy Brain

    | Minnesota, USA |

    Me: “Hi, welcome to [store]! Anything I can do for you?”

    (Customer puts a copy of a video game on the counter.)

    Customer: “I’m returning this game; it’s not for me.”

    Me: “What didn’t you like about it?”

    Customer: “It was the stupidest game ever! I walked around a house for 10 minutes, went to the mall, then my kid died and the credits rolled and it was over!”

    Me: “Uh…those were the opening credits.”