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    | Chicago, IL, USA |

    Customer: “Excuse me, when does the non-smoking sign go off?”

    Me: “It doesn’t. You’re not allowed to smoke on this flight.”

    Customer: “But it’s lit up! The seatbelt light turns off, and I think I need a smoke.”

    Me: “You’re not allowed to smoke on an airplane.”

    Customer: “I can’t just go outside and smoke, can I? *points to an emergency exit*

    Me: “Er…good luck with that….”