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    Not So Dead She Can’t Come Back And Wring Your Neck

    | Lakewood, CO, USA | Uncategorized

    (A dad and two little kids–one boy and one girl–are buying books. Both of the kids were paying with gift cards.)

    Customer: “… and you have your late great grandma Miriam to thank for all these books!”

    Customer’s little boy: *happily, to coworker* “She’s DEAD!”