October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

Not So Dead She Can’t Come Back And Wring Your Neck

| Lakewood, CO, USA | Uncategorized

(A dad and two little kids–one boy and one girl–are buying books. Both of the kids were paying with gift cards.)

Customer: “… and you have your late great grandma Miriam to thank for all these books!”

Customer’s little boy: *happily, to coworker* “She’s DEAD!”