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    Not Remotely Interested

    | IL, USA |

    Me: “Hello, sir. Can I help you?”

    Customer: “Well, I’m looking for one of those video tape players.”

    Me: “Oh, a VCR?”

    Customer: *confused* “No, one of those video tape players.”

    Me: “Yes, sir. They are called VCR’s. They’re a bit ancient now, but we have one used for cheap. It doesn’t come with it’s manual or remote, if that’s okay with you?”

    Customer: “Well, no. That’s not going to work for me. How am I supposed to work your magic box without instructions?”