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    | Frisco, TX, USA | Uncategorized

    (Due to a power outage, all movies have stopped. After employees visit each theater to tell customers what is happening, the power comes back on.)

    Me: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to get your movie back on screen in just a moment.”

    (The movie starts up. Unfortunately, when a projector gets cut off in the middle of the movie, it is about two minutes later in the film than when the power cut out.)

    Customer: “Rewind the movie!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, there is no way to rewind a film sir.”

    Customer: “Just use the remote!”

    Me: “Sir, movies on film are not like DVDs or VHS tapes. You cannot simply rewind it.”

    Customer: “Shut up and give me the remote, I’ll do it!”

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