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    Not Quite What Disney Had In Mind

    | Billings, MT, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling *** Cinemas. How can I help you?”

    Some Stoner: “Yeah. Do you have any funny movies?”

    Me: “Sure…”

    (I go through the list of comedies.)

    Stoner: “Oh. I watched Toy Story today while I was high. That was pretty funny, seeing those toys running around all f**ked up. Do you have anything like that?”

    (I put down the phone for a moment to stifle my laugh.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but we do not have any drug-induced movies playing right now.”

    Stoner: “Oh. Well, uh…I’m gonna watch Toy Story 2 now.”

    (Stoner hangs up.)