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    Not Quite The Crema Of The Crop

    | Edinburgh, Scotland, UK | Uncategorized

    Customer: “Hi, I’d like a decaf espresso.”

    Me: “Certainly, ma’am.”

    (I deliver the espresso to the table.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, but asked for decaf.”

    Me: “Yes ma’am.”

    Customer: “But this isn’t decaf.”

    Me: “I assure you, madam, that it is decaf. We use different machines for decaf and regular.”

    Customer: *gesturing at the crema* “But I can SEE the caffeine!”