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    Not Quite The Cat’s Meow

    | Ontario, Canada | Pets & Animals, Uncategorized

    (A visitor enters with a large cat carrier.)

    Visitor: “Hi, I found a stray cat. They told me to bring it here.”

    Me: “Ok, just stay in this room. I’ll get some assistance.”

    Visitor: “It’s really nasty, it keeps hissing. I think it wants out. Do you mind if I let it out?”

    Me: “Please don’t, miss. We need to evaluate it first.”

    Visitor: “No, I really think he needs to be let out. Don’t worry!”

    Me: *noticing the loud hissing and snarling* “I seriously advise against opening the carrier!”

    Visitor: “Why?”

    Me: “Because that is not a cat.”

    (The visitor ignores me and opens the carrier. A huge, angry raccoon dashes out, hissing and growling.)