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    Not Quite The Car’s Meow

    | Bakersfield, CA, USA |

    (I work for an online traffic school and for some of the counties, we need them to put answers to security questions.

    Me: “Hi, this is ***, how can I help you?”

    Caller: “Hey, it says that I missed a security question and that I need to call this number to continue.”

    Me: “Okay, what question did you miss?”

    Caller: “I missed what is my favorite animal.”

    (I get his personal information and look up his answer.)

    Me: “Sir, the answer we have here says ‘Pussy’. You are aware that this is also the same answer you have for… your favorite food?”

    Caller: *click*