(A customer and her 8 year old son approach me.)

Customer: “My son peed on one of your aisles.”

Customer’s son: *shouting* “I peed myself!”

Customer: “Stop yelling!”

Customer’s son: “I peed myself! I peed myself! I peed myself!”

Me: “Why did you pee yourself?”

Customer’s son: “My mom was taking to long and I told her I had to pee and she said ok so I peed myself. Am I in trouble?”

Me: “No. We will just get this cleaned up. Just make sure next time you find the bathroom okay?”

Customer’s son: “Okay. Where’s the bathroom? I gotta poop too.”