Not Quite Getting To Beirut Of The Matter

| Sydney, Australia | Family & Kids, Health & Body, Uncategorized

(An elderly man, his son and a nurse stop by the hospital cafe. The man is looking at the soft drinks in the fridge.)

Man: “I want a lemonade!”

Me: “Are you allowed to have lemonade?” *to son* “Isn’t he diabetic?”

Son: “No, he’s Lebanese.”