Not The Greatest Heights Of The Modeling Business

(We are channel surfing, when we find some news show where they are talking to a Playboy Bunny. We start to talk about models, ignoring the show.)

Me: “I could never be a model.”

Boyfriend: frowning “Why not? You’re pretty enough.”

Me: “But, I’m too short. Women have to be 5’7” to be a model, and I’m only 5’3”.”

Boyfriend: *points to the model on TV* “She looks like she’s about your height. If she can be a model, so can you.”

Me: “I don’t want to be that kind of model!”