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    Not Quite Catching On

    | Chester, NY, USA | Movies & TV

    (This was back when the movie "Catch Me If You Can" came out. The movie poster has two large blue arrows pointing in different directions.  A man buys a ticket and goes down the hallway to the theater. We see him again, walking the other way and looking angry. Finally, he comes up to the counter.)

    Me: "May I help you, sir?"

    Customer: "Yes, where are you showing this movie?" *waves
    the ticket in my face*

    Me: "Just down that hallway, sir…the second door."

    Customer: "Don’t give me that! I followed the arrows on the poster, and they led me to the bathroom and then a closet!"