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    Not Quite As Fast As A Fox In A Fire

    | New Zealand |

    (The customer is having difficulty with our website. One of the common reasons is using an incompatible browser.)

    Me: “Okay, maybe it’s a problem with your browser. What web browser are you using?”

    Customer: “Mozzarella filofax.”