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    (I work in a call center. We have a dedicated line for Spanish-speaking customers, but for anyone speaking anything else, we would use an interpreter service. I am on a call between the interpreter and the customer.)

    Me: “Can you tell him that, since his phone has water damage, his warranty doesn’t cover it?”

    (The interpreter translates this, and the customer shouts angrily for a few seconds.)

    Coworker: “What did he say?”

    Interpreter: “I don’t want to tell you.”

    Coworker: “Oh, come on, now I really want to know.”

    Interpreter: “Ok, well…”

    (The interpreter repeats back a profanity laced diatribe about me, my family, the phone and the company.)

    Coworker: “…wow, he said all that in that one little sentence?”