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    Not On Their Best Bee-hive-ior

    | Maryland, USA | Pets & Animals

    (A customer is running around the perennial section like a maniac.)

    Me: “Is everything okay, ma’am?”

    Customer: “The bees!  They’re chasing me!”

    Me: “They really won’t bother you, ma’am. They’re too interested in the flowers to pay much attention to you.”

    Customer: “That’s easy for you to say! The bees KNOW you!”