Not Much Food For Thought
(I’m a hostess seating a very attractive couple and their adorable nine-month-old baby.)
Me: “Do we have anything to celebrate tonight?”
Wife: “No… Well…”
Me: “Yes?”
Wife: *as if divulging a great secret* “Well, I’ve been on a cleanse since I had my baby, and I’m only allowed to eat on certain days. Today… I get to eat DINNER!”
Me: “Uhm…”
Wife: *nervous giggle*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?