Not Listening Is An Occupational Hazard

| Kelowna, BC, Canada | Bizarre, Theme Of The Month

(When a customer comes in to do a money transfer, I have to get a piece of ID and ask them two questions.)

Me: “I just have a couple of questions before I can pay you out your money.”

Customer: “Okay, sure.”

Me: “What country were you born in?”

Customer: “Canada.”

Me: “Okay, and what is your occupation?”

Customer: “White.”

Me: “White?”

Customer: *very firmly* “Yes, white.”

Me: “Okay… So, your occupation is white?”

Customer: “Yes.” *thinks for a moment* “Oh, wait. What’s occupation mean again?”

Me: “What do you do for work.”

Customer: “Oh, I thought you meant what color I am! I work in construction!”