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    Not Lacking For Laxatives

    | Long Island, NY, USA | Health & Body

    Me: “**** Pharmacy, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I gotta question for you: I drank a whole thing of prune juice like water, and now I’m s***ing my brains out.”

    Me: “Okay, and what did you need to know?”

    Customer: “Is your generic of ducolax the same thing?”

    Me: “Yes. Same thing.”

    Customer: “Okay, good, because I’m gonna need a plug soon or something!”