Me: “So, what can I get you?”

Hobo: “I’m pretty hungry so I guess I’ll have…” *stares at menu*

Me, 3 minutes later: “I’ll come ba-”

Hobo: “I want some toast!”

Me: “Okay, toast is all, I’ll be right back.”

Hobo: “Yeah, thats what I want, french toast.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Hobo: “I want some french toast, how much does that cost?”

Me: “Sorry sir, we don’t have french toast.”

Hobo: “Then what do you have?”

Me: “Um…. toast?”

Hobo: “Toast? Whats that?”

*long pause*

Me: “Warm crunchy bread, sir.”

Hobo: “Yeah, bring me some white, warm crunchy bread!”