Not In A Happy (Re)Place

(One of our salespeople was recently fired at the radio station where I work. Despite this, and the fact that she left the company on very bad terms, she lives under the belief that the station will fall apart without her and very soon the company will be begging her to come back. Shortly after the new salesperson is hired, I hear a ruckus from the station lobby. I head out there to see the fired salesperson laying into the new one.)

Fired Salesperson: “YOU LYING SON OF A B****! THIS WILL NEVER STAND! I’M GOING TO SEE YOU GET FIRED FOR THIS!”

Station Manager: “What the h*** is going on out here?!”

Fired Salesperson: “Do you know what this a**hole is doing? He’s stealing my clients! He’s going around town telling people he REPLACED me!”

Station Manager: “He DID replace you!”

(At that, the station manager escorted her from the building, and she finally got the hint that she was never coming back!)