Not If You’re Tim Burton

| Queens, NY, USA |

(It is 3 weeks before Halloween. A customer walks into the gym and points at some of our decorations we’ve .)

Member: *rudely* “What is all this for?”

Me: “They’re our Halloween decorations.”

Member: “Oh, okay. Because I was going to say, it’s a little early for Christmas decorations.”

(The Christmas decorations he was referring to? Cobwebs and jack-o-lantern lights.)