Not If You’re Tim Burton

(It is three weeks before Halloween. A customer walks into the gym and points at some of the decorations we’ve put up.)

Member: *rudely* “What is all this for?”

Me: “They’re our Halloween decorations.”

Member: “Oh, okay. Because I was going to say, it’s a little early for Christmas decorations.”

(The Christmas decorations he was referring to? Cobwebs and jack-o-lantern lights.)

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